{"product_id":"little-genie-x-rated-valentines-plushy-pillow-novelty-gag-gift","title":"Little Genie X-Rated Valentine's Plushy Pillow – Novelty Gag Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eLook, we get it—conversation hearts are cute and all, but \"CALL ME\" and \"BE MINE\" stopped hitting different sometime around middle school. This X-Rated Valentine's Plushy Pillow is here to rescue your romantic décor from the land of saccharine mediocrity and drag it kicking and giggling into adulthood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat You're Actually Getting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis isn't just one pillow—it's a complete collection of five gloriously inappropriate mini heart pillows tucked inside a larger zippered heart-shaped outer pillow. Think of it as a matryoshka doll situation, except everything inside is delightfully filthy. The outer pillow is generously stuffed with soft polyester fiber, giving it that cloud-like plushness that begs to be squeezed. The five removable mini hearts inside? Equally squishy, equally saucy, and each sporting its own unique adults-only message that'll make you blush (or cackle, or both).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDesign \u0026amp; Display Flexibility\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant to keep things classy? Zip those mini hearts up inside the outer pillow and nobody needs to know what kind of freak you are. Feeling bold? Scatter the smaller hearts across your bed, couch, or literally anywhere you want to make a statement. They're small enough to toss in a drawer for safekeeping, prominent enough to use as hilarious party décor that'll have your guests doing a double-take, and absurd enough that nobody will ever mistake this for an accident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Specifics\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOuter Pillow:\u003c\/strong\u003e Large heart-shaped pillow with zippered closure; stuffed with soft polyester fiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMini Hearts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Five removable mini heart pillows, each with different adult-themed designs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester fiber filling throughout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Valentine's Day chaos, gag gifts that actually land, decorating your space with personality, or just keeping on your bed as a conversation starter (pun absolutely intended)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy This Gift Actually Works\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're shopping for that person who thinks they've seen every novelty item ever created, or you just want to inject some spicy humor into February 14th, this pillow delivers. It's the kind of gift that looks innocent from across the room and gets increasingly hilarious the closer someone gets to it—which is basically the golden ratio for gag gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Little Genie","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50684039331905,"sku":null,"price":30.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0553\/7303\/7633\/files\/CP.1302_XRVP_MinsPillowsCombined.psd.jpg?v=1792399180","url":"https:\/\/adultstuffwarehouse.com\/products\/little-genie-x-rated-valentines-plushy-pillow-novelty-gag-gift","provider":"Adult Stuff Warehouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}