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The bachelorette party doesn't officially start until someone's sipping a cocktail through a penis-shaped straw — and this pack of 10 ensures the whole squad is equipped. These playful novelty straws are the instant icebreaker every pre-wedding celebration needs, turning every drink into a cheeky photo op and keeping the energy high from the first round to the last.
Each straw stretches a full 12 inches in length, perfect for tall cocktails, frozen margaritas, or those oversized novelty cups that always make an appearance at bachelorette weekends. The super flex tip near the top bends and holds its position, so you can sip comfortably without awkward tilting or spills — because nobody's ruining their glitter makeup mid-drink. Made from durable, BPA-free plastic, these straws are built to last the night (and then some), whether you're at a rooftop bar, a pool party, or pre-gaming in the hotel suite.
They come in a pack of 10, so there's one for every member of the crew — bridesmaids, maid of honour, and the bride-to-be herself. Bright, bold, and impossible to ignore, these straws bring instant energy to the occasion and make for hilarious keepsake photos the bride will be laughing at for years. They're also a breeze to pack: lightweight, reusable, and guaranteed to get a reaction wherever they make an appearance.
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