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Ready to spice up your party with a cheeky twist? "Eat a Jar of Dicks" delivers a playful punch of multi-colored, miniature hard candy penises that are impossible to resist. Perfect for bachelorette parties or any gathering that could use a little fun and flavor, these candies invite you to indulge with a wink and a nudge.
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