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Every bachelorette bash needs the essentials: cocktails, good friends, and napkins that make everyone do a double-take. These cheeky cocktail napkins turn every drink into a photo moment and every spill into a conversation starter.
Each napkin in this 8-pack features an all-over print bursting with colourful cartoon penises in every shape, shade, and style imaginable—because variety is the spice of life (and parties). The full-colour design covers the entire napkin surface, making sure no one misses the joke whether they're grabbing one from the stack or laughing at the one their friend is holding. Crafted from 2-ply paper, they're soft enough for faces but sturdy enough to survive a round of cocktails without falling apart. The compact cocktail size is perfect for tucking under drinks, wiping away happy tears during the speeches, or mopping up that tequila shot that didn't quite make it to someone's mouth.
With eight napkins in the pack, there's enough to get the party started without cluttering the table. Set them out at the pre-drinks, tuck a few into the bride-to-be's survival kit, or leave a stack at the bar for maximum impact. They're the kind of party supply that does double duty: functional enough to actually use, hilarious enough to steal the show.
Perfect for gifting to the party planner in your squad or bringing along as your contribution to the night. Because if you're going to wipe your hands, you might as well do it in style.
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