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Ready to spice up your dinner and bring some cheeky fun to your plate? Penis Pasta serves up a playful twist to your usual pasta night, turning every bite into a giggle-worthy moment. Crafted from 100% durum wheat, this 250g box is your ticket to a deliciously naughty meal that’s as tasty as it is amusing.
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