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Pjur Analyse Me! is a specialized water-based anal lubricant engineered specifically for the demands of anal penetration. Unlike standard lubricants, this formulation addresses the unique physiological needs of the anal region—tissue that doesn't self-lubricate and requires sustained glide without breakdown. The formula delivers extended cushioning through hyaluronic acid integration, creating microscopic moisture reservoirs that maintain slip throughout extended sessions.
The consistency is noticeably thicker than standard water-based lubricants—formulated to resist thinning and maintain a protective barrier between tissue and penetration. This viscosity is calibrated specifically for anal use, where durability and cushioning matter more than the thinner textures preferred for vaginal application. The result is a lubricant that stays where you apply it and continues performing even during vigorous activity.
Hyaluronic Acid Enrichment: This moisture-binding ingredient naturally occurs in connective tissues and holds up to 1,000 times its weight in water. In this lubricant, it creates sustained hydration by forming tiny water cushions within the formula, preventing the rapid absorption and drying common with basic water-based lubes.
Dermatologically Tested Formula: Specifically tested for compatibility with sensitive rectal tissue, with a formulation free from parabens, perfumes, and glycerin—ingredients that can trigger irritation in delicate areas.
Neutral pH-Balanced: Matches the body's natural pH levels to minimize disruption to the rectal environment and reduce potential for discomfort.
Fragrance and Taste-Free: No added flavours or scents means the product remains completely neutral—important for oral-anal play and for users sensitive to artificial additives.
Long-Lasting Glide: The thicker viscosity and moisture-retention technology mean fewer reapplications, maintaining comfortable lubrication throughout longer sessions.
100ml Volume: The bottle provides substantial product while remaining travel-friendly and easy to handle during use.
Universal Compatibility: Safe for use with latex condoms, polyurethane condoms, and all sex toy materials including silicone, glass, metal, and TPE. This water-based formulation won't degrade condoms or damage premium silicone toys—a critical consideration the silicone-based alternative Pjur Backdoor cannot offer.
Easy Cleanup: Rinses away completely with water, leaving no sticky residue on skin or sheets—a significant advantage over silicone formulations that require soap for removal.
Apply generously to both the anal opening and the penis, toy, or finger being inserted. Reapply as needed, though the hyaluronic acid formulation extends intervals between applications compared to standard water-based products. The thickness of this lubricant makes it particularly effective when applied directly to toys or body parts rather than just the receiving area.
Compatibility Note: This water-based formula is safe for all condom types and sex toy materials, making it the ideal choice for users with silicone toy collections or those requiring latex barrier protection.
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