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Looking to turn up the heat and laughs at your next gathering? Stoned Santa Says is the cheeky, adults-only party game designed for the bold and the mischievous. Perfect for 3 to 20+ players who aren’t afraid to own their naughty side, this game transforms your holiday hangout into a wild ride with Stoned Santa and his sassy crew.
Stoned Santa Says is all about embracing your mischievous streak and sharing uninhibited fun with friends. No holiday party is complete without a little naughtiness, and this game guarantees plenty of laughter, playful dares, and those unforgettable moments that only get better with a little buzz. Ready to find out if Santa’s truly caught you this year?
Grab your deck, pour your favorite drink, and let the Santa-approved shenanigans begin.
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