Suck a Bag of St. Nicks Dicks (4 Gram) – Holiday Candy
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A Cheeky Holiday Treat That Delivers the Laughs
Ready to sleigh the holiday season with a gift that'll make everyone crack up? This 4-gram bag of playfully-shaped novelty candy is designed for adults who don't take their treats (or themselves) too seriously. Each bag is packed with colorful, sugary candies molded into unmistakably cheeky shapes that'll guarantee double-takes and plenty of giggles at your holiday gathering.
What You're Getting
This festive novelty candy bag contains a mix of fun-colored candies in a compact 4-gram package that's perfect for stashing in a stocking, tossing into a party favor bowl, or presenting as a gag gift that actually tastes good. The playful shapes are instantly recognizable and absolutely begging to be shared (and laughed about) with friends and family.
The Perfect Conversation Starter
Whether you're hosting a holiday party, exchanging white elephant gifts, or just want to add some cheeky humor to your seasonal celebrations, this candy delivers on both fronts. It's the kind of gift that makes people smile the moment they see it—and keeps them smiling as they enjoy the sweet, sugary treats inside. No boring candy dishes this year.
Product Specs
- Net Weight: 4 grams
- Format: Novelty-shaped candies
- Barcode: 817717011980
- Best For: Adults who appreciate humor, party favors, gag gifts, holiday gatherings
- Packaging: Individual bag for easy gifting and sharing
Bring the fun to your holiday spread with this guaranteed crowd-pleaser.
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⬥ PURPOSE: Holiday penis candy for novelty and gag gifts.
⬥BARCODE: 817717011980
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All orders are shipped in plain, unbranded packaging — no logos, no product names.
Shipping (United States)
- Standard: 2–4 business days
- Rates start from $9.95 and vary by order weight
- Free shipping available on eligible orders over $59 (conditions apply)